In other words, there isn’t a guy in the world who could make me put up with this garbage. Yesterday I introduced you to “Straight White Boys Texting.” Its a Tumblr blog designed to embarrass straight white guys for some of the most outlandish texts they send girls trying to get laid. I’m just gonna go ahead and assume this dude was texting with Hope Solo. Anyone in your phone as Psycho is probably not worth the inevitable assault/restrainer order. Gennie with a G = hasn’t ever been horny in her entire life.
Just kind of a switch that you gotta flip on your own babe.
Thats worse than Bernadette’s “No.” Just couldn’t even be bothered to lift her thumbs and text you a response. Maybe she dropped her phone the minute she saw this text and started masturbating thinking about you and wasn’t able to respond.
What if a girl lied to you about “waiting for marriage,” only to admit that she’s asexual after the wedding?
In both situations, one party is getting a “bait and switch.”Guys who do this are never really that good in bed.
Stoolies everywhere just blatantly asking chicks if they were horny. Have fun living in a convent the rest of your life. Fully capable of being en route to a soccer game and being horny at the same time.
The results ranged from very successful to absolute massive failures. I’m sorry did I ask you where you were currently heading? Don’t lie to me and tell me that you want a relationship or a friendship when all you want is to get laid.It’s not fair to me, and it’s not even that ethical.From what I hear, actually wanting to communicate even when you’re not having sex with someone isn’t that unusual.By texting me only when you want to get laid, you’re giving me a good reason to dislike you and want to move onto someone better. Treating me like I’m only there to please you hurts my feelings, shows that you’re an a**hole and is also insanely immature. 1) Drum roll please…most unexpected reaction to Real Talk Are You Horny goes to… You sext a chick if she’s horny and she tells you she’s decimated by a twister. But hey listen – you play your cards right in this situation and its not out of the question that she ends up horny. Gotta walk a fine line post-tornado but its doable.