In 30 seconds he reveals that he’s never had a girlfriend, never had a drink, kissed his first girl at 19, lost his virginity at 24, and went on a really bad trip to Disney World once. She was receptive to his personality — not his looks, though, definitely not his looks. And it looks like Dan is finally going to kiss another girl!
Ladies and gentleman, we have our first accidental boner of the season!
Meanwhile, if Keegan is Captain Taciturn, Diane’s date Dan is his polar opposite.
Is it possible that this ankh-man is the ride-or-die dude Katie needs?
VH1 should thank her for providing an accurate tagline.
This is the reason this show exists: so wildcard Katie can go freaking nuts. Date 1: When Keegan and Diane first greet each other nude it’s like the prom king and queen meeting to devirginize each other. Keegan even says awkward things like, “If I get turned on during this date, it could get awkward.” I suppose VH1 figures if these two norms can survive this level of awkwardness, they can survive anything, including spearfishing while naked. Let’s all take sharp three-pronged spears and jab them at things floating in murky water.
But first, let’s meet last night’s lovelorn hopefuls: Diane, who seems plain old pretty nice and really normal. He’s shy and muscly, and readily admits that he would marry and impregnate a girl he met on the show. Keegan’s catch of the day is woefully small, and he says sadly, “He looked bigger under there, didn’t he?
It just goes to show: You can put two people in a room and take away their clothes, but you can’t make them appreciate it.
Date 2: Keegan goes on a spa date with the overly confident Jesse.
Each week, contestant Kathy selects one of two men to leave the island where they're casually gallivanting around with their coconuts hanging out.
The next day, a new nude dude arrives and the games begin again.
Then she meets Scott, a manly man who tickles all of her primal urges.