I think you are awesome, but I think it’s impossible to be together. Julia, we could be teaching you why that’s not actually that funny. That would be Next month, Spritualized (greatest band in the world) comes to the Apollo Theatre one night only.
If there were no evolutionary benefit to fame, no one would chase it – or certainly not as doggedly as they do now. Unsubscribe here before Julia’s emails torture you or your inbox any further. Jason Pierce brings an orchestra along for shits and giggles.
To be well-known gives many people (perhaps most people? Although she might retaliate by introducing you to her friend in Nigeria – you know, the one who needs your help depositing a large sum of money into your bank account. Ethan Lipton, for his part, also has an Orchestra, but the band name is more along bracingly ironic lines.
Then, Emily’s highly-anticipated trip to Napa with David takes a sudden turn […] [Read more →] MISS ADVISED Monday 7/30/12 (- PM) on BRAVO “THE ONE?
” – Emily’s childhood crush, David, comes to town with a surprise in tow.
They’d be more likely to give you the better cave, the better cave women, the better spot in the hunting pack, whatever (I hate these stupid “back in the cave days” examples, but still, I can’t think of anything better). We think we are probably in love with you, we are much smarter than your current boyfriend, we are better looking than your current boyfriend, and our blog has many more references proving that we’re smarter than other people than your current boyfriend’s does. This is probably because you sent Julia an email, gave her your business card, or made eye contact with her on the street. Now you’re stuck getting a questionably funny email every other week, mainly containing her dating columns from AM New York (a newspaper you no doubt have either A) never heard of, or B) read on the subway because there is literally NOTHING ELSE TO DO), or occasionally an appallingly alliterative article she wrote for Cosmo, or even, if you’re lucky, one of her columns for COED magazine, like The College Student’s Guide to Booty Calls.
MISS ADVISED Monday 8/6/12 (- PM) on BRAVO “TRUE LOVE, TRUE LIFE” – In the season finale, Amy must learn to be vulnerable in a new relationship, while Julia waives many of her checklist qualifications in order to date a cute math teacher.
(It was very painful research, I can assure you.) The movie, a loose adaptation of William Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew starring Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger, quickly became every ‘90s child’s favorite movie.
Adolescents across America watched in adoration as the stubborn, strong Kat Stratford refused to date anybody, even resident bad boy, Patrick, and his aggressive advances.Julia struggles with her dating column, as well as her new relationship with Andrew.Then, Amy breaks her rule against dating men she meets at the gym.Watch sneak peeks from tonight’s […] [Read more →] MISS ADVISED Monday 7/23/12 (- PM) on BRAVO “EAT, PRAY, FIGHT” – After her co-host, Menace, sits her down for a heart-to-heart, Emily tends to old wounds in therapy.Amy tries to escape the breakup blues by visiting an old friend in Connecticut, but winds up with more drama than she can handle.But just because audiences everywhere were enraptured by Kat’s strength and independence, they weren’t made totally immune to Ledger’s charms.